Teachers have it rough.
Sure, they get summers off and many days during the school year, not to mention the so-called “teacher work days”, where you know they’re all sitting in the teacher’s lounge, smoking blunts, listening to Depeche Mode and playing spades while talking cash shit about the students. Aside from that, though, it’s an impossible job. They’re chronically underpaid, disrespected, undermined on both sides by parents and administration, and quite frankly, they have to deal with your bad-ass kids. Long gone are the days when a parent would come to the school after a phone call from the office and go straight to the kid and say “That’s your ass when we get home.” Now, parents get in the teachers’ faces, claiming their kids can do no wrong, and generally acting like the spoiled assholes they turned their kids into. Johnny got a bad grade because Mrs. Smith doesn’t like him, not because Johnny is a dumbass who can’t spell “house” without Hooked on Phonics and a Sesame Streeet DVD. Teacher are also tasked with raising children, because more and more, today’s parents seem unwilling or incapable of performing this basic and most important task.
And teachers have to take it all.
My mother was a teacher for 20 years, and I saw what it did to her. She loved teaching children, but eventually it just wore her down, like the ocean does to a stone on the shore. She was stressed on 3 fronts at all times: the parents, who only contributed by telling her what she was doing wrong; the administration, who placed rule after rule on the staff until they were broken and disgruntled; and the kids themselves, who knew their parents would have their backs if and when they fucked up. She suffered 3 strokes, and her job was considered to be a direct cause of them. She retired, and hasn’t been happier.
But this video below is just….ridiculous.
And you wonder why the kids are out of control. It starts at home, folks. It starts at home.
Peace.







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April 25, 2006 at 9:41 am
hotdrwife
OH MAN!!
You know, I had some interesting teachers. Some I loved, some I loathed. But it never failed – my dad and mom always sided with the teacher, and I had to prove myself otherwise. My dad was also the School Board President. Couldn’t get away with anything.
That video was just horrible. HORRIBLE.
April 25, 2006 at 10:21 am
Elaine
crazy ass whorebag.
damn.
People like that should be spade or nuetered.
April 25, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Britni
The younger female teachers at my high school were sleeping with all the kids. I found this out after I graduated and started sleeping with one of said teachers.
I always found that to be a pleasant thought. Johnny got an ‘A’ because Ms. Smith is banging him, not because he knows the pythagorean theorem*.
*I could have totally spelled that wrong. I have no clue. Maybe I need Hooked on Phonics and a Seasame Street DVD
April 25, 2006 at 1:21 pm
The Lily
I saw what happened, but someone needs to fill me in on what was said, because I can’t hear it.
DD you are totally right. There was a bio teacher at my HS who was hard as shit, but she knew what she was doing. Fabulous teacher, tough as nails.
She got fired because she gave a deserved C to the child of a school board member.
April 25, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Dark Damian
Basically, the teacher was telling the girl something about THC in her system. She wasn’t yelling or anything. The old woman with the gray hair on the left called the teacher “gutter trash”, and then the 2nd woman popped her. Woman #2 didn’t say a word. The punch sounds like a full backpack hitting a cement floor.
April 25, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Carbonara_di_Niente
As she rears back to square up, Crazy Mom remembers her old days as a head and thinks: “THC not problem her! My child problem not! Me smoke enough good for school! Yuh! Traaa fum gutter! Yuh!”
I got thrown into two weeks’ in-house detention for *touching* a teacher to restrain her from going off on some girl. And btw, my parents were both edutainers.
April 26, 2006 at 6:56 am
Metalchick
Teachers do have it rough. I used to watch my mom come home and cry her eyes out every night when she was working at the public school. She hated it so much because they were absolute shits.
The bad thing about having a teacher for a mom:
1) I couldn’t get away with shit. (well until I learned just not to get caught)
2) She would never believe me over a teacher without some solid evidence. With all the proving myself right, I should have become a lawyer. A good defence is having the best offense.
For some reason, I now feel as though I need to go buy an apple.
April 26, 2006 at 7:15 am
The Lily
That’s just downright… ironic. That child was just smug. SHE needed to get a pop in the mouth. And did you SEE the bow on the back of the head of the assailant? Klaaaaassy.
I think I could be a decent teacher, save for the politics. I get enough of them in my job now, I don’t know how I could deal with the politics on such an unpolished, less civilized level.
And soccer moms *shudder*
April 26, 2006 at 12:01 pm
NeverEnough
Oh that made my face hurt just watching!! I hope that bitch got some jailtime.
February 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Miss Farah
I’m a teacher and i believe that teaching is one of the hardest jobs as you said we do get lots of vacations and holidays however i think we deserve it because of what we go through. I have been teaching grade 1 for 8 years now and not one year was the same as the other you always have to be creative, nurturing and put a smile on your face even when youre in a bad mood, deal with parents, and sometimes i feel like i have more than job, i’m a secretary, therapist, producer( preparing plays or songs), artists and so onnn…. but I love it because i feel like I’m a role model to these kids and I like making a difference