Most People

I’ve been writing in this ol’ blog of mine for quite at while now, and I’m continually overwhelmed by the response I get, by the loyal readership, by the general sense of pleasure people seem to get from reading this nonsense. I love expressing myself in this way. Now, I’m not naive. I understand that not everyone will fall down drooling, their love for me overflowing so much that they need a sponge and a squeegee to clean up the mess. Some people read it and say “Meh, not for me.” Some people dislike it entirely. That’s their right, and they’re welcome to it. So far, though, not too many people have actually stepped to me, voicing their displeasure at something I’ve said here, because most people realize that the things I say here are my opinion, nothing more. Most people dislike it, and move on to something else.

Most people.

As you probably know, I have a li’l feature called Damian’s Deconstructive Diatribe, where I take a news story and break it down, either comedically, or with an eye towards its inherent absurdity, or in outrage. I get the fact that these are real people, and that they most often didn’t ask for the notoriety they received. And to that, I say…

Too fucking bad.

I received a comment on one of my old diatribes today. I’ll add it here.

From Chelle:

Ummm, I was a former ex-girlfriend of Darzell Weinstein. I knew him in and out, and for you to just sit here and write about these people the way you are is just wrong! First of all, what they did was horrible don’t get me wrong, but to sit here and talk about them like you know the whole story is beyond belief. He had a lot of problems, they all did and i just don’t think its right for you to talk about it like some kind of joke…it wasn’t about a monopoly game first off. thats only what was happening at the time. although i didn’t read your whole little article i read enough of it to know how you are.

Thank you, Chelle. I appreciate your comment, and your opinion. Now, if I may offer a counterpoint:

Shut the fuck up.

I don’t make the stories up, and anything I say here in Damiana is my opinion, and I’m free to express it all I want. I never claimed to know all the facts of the story. I didn’t NEED all the facts to know that whatever went down, a young lady lost her life, and your boy Darzell was in some way culpable. I didn’t tell your boy Darzell to go all “Goodfellas” on that girl. I didn’t make the story public. Go sell self-righteousness somewhere else, ’cause that shit don’t fly here. I’m sorry that your Google search brought you to this house of ill repute, but since you’re so eager to jump up and defend him, I’m equally eager to hear your justification of what he did, given that “it wasn’t about a monopoly game first off”. Tell me, Chelle. What did this girl do that was so bad that 3 people needed to kill her? Explain it to me so that I can understand. Tell me how, after committing this heinous act, it’s understandable that they would stuff her broken body into a microwave box and leave her in an apartment. Please, I’m dreadfully curious. While you come into MY space and talk shit to ME for commenting on something that is public, maybe you should go up to the jail during visiting hours on Sunday and talk shit to Darzell so that when he finally gets out sometime after the year 2020, he won’t go all cuckoo for Cocoa-Puffs on some other teenage runaway.

Show me, Chelle, how my words were so harmful to you or to anyone else involved in this. Did I call him names? Sure, I talked about HIS name, but quite frankly I would’ve done that regardless of whether he just won a spelling bee or if he allegedly killed an 18 year old girl. Did I say something untrue? Hmm, not that I can tell. I said he was crazy, and even if he’s not in a medical or criminal sense, he is in a social sense. Socially sane people don’t kill other people without extreme provocation, which this game of Monopoly doesn’t seem to fit. Hell, I wasn’t even that mean in that particular piece. I was more interested in making a clever joke around other board games than to bomb on your ex-boyfriend. And seriously? Maybe you should find a better way to define your relationship with him. What exactly is a “former ex-girlfriend”, anyway? You broke up with him, but now you’re together again? Thou shalt not use double negatives, young lady. Knowledge is power. All in all, I’m not sure I see where I caused any harm to your former ex-boyfriend (worked for you, so I figured I’d try it on for size) that he didn’t already cause himself, and that poor girl. And yes, I know he didn’t do it alone, but none of the other miscreants have had the audacity to send people to random blogs to complain about their treatment.

I’m sure by now you think I’m a total asshole for calling you out like this. And I really can’t argue with that. I admit freely that I’m getting an immense amount of personal pleasure in making an example out of you. You have to learn this life lesson: if you come to someone else’s yard, you play by their rules. I wouldn’t go to your singlewide trailer and complain about the cracked linoleum not matching the faux wood paneling in the living room/den/kitchenette, so don’t come to MY blog and start talking shit about things I’m discussing, especially when the person whose honor you’re defending has no fucking honor to defend. This ridiculous bout of teenage-level angst and anger toward me does nothing except show your own level of immaturity. Most people would’ve simply read my posting, disagreed with me, and moved on to something more palatable. Most people would’ve been too embarrassed by their former ex-boyfriend’s actions to try to step to someone who was simply discussing the story on their own blog. Most people would’ve written this sociopath off and tried to build a life with better people in it.

Most people.

But not you.

Peace.

~ by Dark Damian on March 18, 2008.

24 Responses to “Most People”

  1. Mmm hmmm THAT’S RIGHT!!!!!

  2. I just raised my fist in the air and said, “Fuck yeah”.

  3. I’m sorry but I’m at a loss of words from laughing so hard. You’re correct, it is your yard and your rules.

    Of course, this is also makes me think back. Damn was I ever this naive? God I hope not.

  4. And another thing … if I had an ex boyfriend that had killed someone and this was the surrounding circumstances, man, I wouldn’t tell ANYONE. I’d be like, who? Darzell? I know no Darzell.

  5. “Former ex-girlfriend”/boyfriend relationship aside, how do you justify trying to defend ANYONE who allegedly killed over a Monopoly game?

  6. Best.
    Fuck.
    You.
    Ever.

  7. im still laughing over the fact that someone ASSOCIATED with the bizzare news you find, actually FOUND your blog!! lol

    and hdw’s right. i would play dumb.. who? i dont know that guy! what are you talking about!?

    and it was the best fuck you ever. you are the master, and i think i shall take a few pointers from you. cause unfortunately, i woulda been nicer about it.

    i gotta get me some mean :) thank you Teacher!

  8. If I was Chelle, I’d be like, “Darzell Weinstein? Nah, he wasn’t my former ex-boyfriend. That was Darcell Weinstein, yeah, with a ‘c.’ Darcell never even *played* Monopoly. He was more of a Chutes and Ladders kinda guy.

  9. It’s probably Darzell in disguise. He loves your blog.

  10. DAMN.
    DD, don’t you know you’re supposed to be KIND to dumb animals?

  11. i cant tell you how many times that what he did was wrong and i didnt write about defending him, but the girls family, i really dont think they would appericate that you are making a joke about her daughters death. darzell is a pig for what he did and im not saying otherwise, i just dont think its right on her families behalf. i keep telling you that. i dont see why you keep getting what im saying confused.

  12. Chelle: He’s not making a joke about the daughter’s death. I think I can speak for DD in that it’s APPALLING, and that poor girl should still be alive. We are making fun of the guy you knew, NOT HER.

    Kalyani: I laughed out loud.

  13. Let her have it, Darkness!!!
    Note to self: Never get on the bad side of DD.

  14. Chelle, you keep thinking I’m making a joke about her death. I’m not. Her death was tragic, senseless, and utterly incomprehensible. I’m not making fun of that. What I AM doing, though, is pointing out the absolute absurdity of the situation…the lack of dignity awarded to her…the mismatch between whatever offense she committed and her subsequent punishment. I’m appalled at what happened. I’d like to think that most people could see that in my writing, and that I’m definitely not disparaging her or her family. But you have to remember one thing, Chelle - I didn’t kill her. Your former friend did. If me talking about the tragedy offends you or anyone more than the tragedy itself, there’s a huge problem with your priorities.

    Listen - I have nothing against you personally. I don’t know you. You came to me, throwing rocks when your crib is made of Pyrex. If you can point out anywhere where I said anything even remotely like “Ha ha, that chick is dead”, I’ll gladly take it back. And to be clear, I have nothing personal against Darzell, but he put himself in a position to be scorned, ridiculed, and generally hated on. I can’t be the only person on the internet who had something negative to say about him, and I’m sure most of them were far more critical and insulting. Are you criticizing any of them for speaking their mind? The bottom line is you’re upset with me for talking about a heinous crime committed by someone you know, not because I supposedly insulted or laughed at the victim. I did no such thing. As I said before, I don’t know what she did to them, but she didn’t deserve what they did to her.

  15. Wow. Just….wow. Nobody told me there was a RUMBLE at the TRAILER PARK!! DAMMIT!!! I’d've taken out my hoop earrings!!!

    DD…best shit ever!

    Chelle…say something else. Please.

  16. When you read news that crazy sometimes the only thing to do is make jokes. I think you do an excellent job of it.

  17. no, agian im not saying you said that or that your making fun of her death. i know what your making fun of but its still the fact. i dont think the girls family would appericate it if you are up here making fun in the way her daughter was killed. i feel so bad for the girl and her family. Darzell and the others acted like killing her was an everyday thing–i wont get into details but basically the niqht it happend he called me up asking if i can come pick him up, he just killed some girl. thats disgusting, its like it didn’t effect them at all. and i feel bad for them as well, because they all needed help, and clearly werent getting it, and they were all supossed to be on meds, which they werent, which i believe is a huge factor in why it happened, but thats besides the point, it still should have never happened, and i think the way you talk about her death is just rude, on her behalf. god rest her soul.

  18. oh, and by the way i don’t think your an asshole either. i forgot to add that. you speak your mind, and i praise you for that, i do to to as you see, but when speaking your mind people are qoing to respond. so i dont really care that you called me out. now it just lets people have anohter thing to talk about up here

  19. Killed? Over a fucking Monopoly Game? And they were all supposed to be on meds? Poor fucking excuse for a waste of sperm.

  20. Chelle….read this:

    Ummm, I was a former ex-girlfriend of Darzell Weinstein. I knew him in and out, and for you to just sit here and write about these people the way you are is just wrong! First of all, what they did was horrible don’t get me wrong, but to sit here and talk about them like you know the whole story is beyond belief. He had a lot of problems, they all did and i just don’t think its right for you to talk about it like some kind of joke…it wasn’t about a monopoly game first off. thats only what was happening at the time. although i didn’t read your whole little article i read enough of it to know how you are.

    That was your very first comment.

    Now you’re saying you don’t like how he’s talkin’ about the girl that was killed by your former ex-boyfriend. I think you’re a little upset that you got called out and now you are back pedalin’ like a motherfucker. Jesus…why keep coming back here, by the way? Do you think he’s gonna apologize to you? Because I can tell you…he isn’t.

    And Jesus Christ on a Pancake, spellcheck.

  21. Chelle: You might want to keep your mouth shut. You’re probably already gonna be called as a witness and the prosecution will have a field day with the stuff you’re putting up on the internet.

  22. Damn DD…I mean…just….damn! I’ll bet you never thought someone connected to one of your diatribes would come back and call you on it. I personally thought that all of those stories were made up. I really didn’t think people could be so stupid.

    Chelle, honey, go get some help. For yourself. Psychiatric help. If you were hangin’ out with a cold-hearted, under-medicated son-of-a-bitch like Darzell enough that you felt a need to defend him on this blog, you’ve got some co-dependency issues that are beyond your ability to fix by yourself. Learn to love yourself and forget about Darzell, his friends, and the poor girl that they snuffed out without even one regret. The same thing coulda happened to you. Make some better choices and find some new friends.

    DD, I’ll bet you’ll think twice before you diatribe again…and then you’ll do it, and write exactly what you want to write. I love that about you!

  23. Chelle, stop trying to rationalize this. Just admit to yourself that you were so bad in the sack that your former ex-boyfriend went out and killed someone just to get you & that experience out of his head

  24. Ok, that was some seriously funny shit!! You see I came and damn near blinded myself!!! But I always talk shit on other people’s blogs. Thats what makes it fun!

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