Afraid with all the news about the dangerous and maladjusted Swine Flu?
Was Regular Ol’ Flu already too much to handle, making this bacon-flavored influenza even more scary?
Do you usually think you catch everything the media says you’ll likely die of, even if you don’t live in Paraguay?
Click this link, people. It’s freakishly accurate in analyzing your symptoms and diagnosing whether you have contracted the insidious and unusually ugly Swine Flu.
Do it for the children.
You’ll thank me.
Peace.
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April 29, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Metalchick
Woah. I better go check myself into an ER right now to validate these results!
April 29, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Howard
Mmmmm… bacon. I cooked some up Sunday to a nice crispy brown. Nice and crunchy. Of course, now I have syphilis.
April 30, 2009 at 10:38 am
saintseester
I’m hungry, and PISSED OFF. Our schools were shut down for the rest of the week. What the hell? We have two possible cases at 1 school so the entire county is closed. So, I went to my haircut appointment today, and the place was overrun with contagion carrying mini-people. Yeah. That’ll work.
And!!! Thanks to all the hype, my daughter, who has a run of the mill cold, now thinks she is going to die and is in a panic. She’s 10. 10-year-olds should never be in a panic over their illness.
May 4, 2009 at 6:42 pm
saintseester
The Lord is smiting me for making fun of bacon flu. My kids’ school is closed (day 5 of being cooped up with the kids and the rain == twitchy). The flu case that prompted the closing? In my daughter’s class. Oh, yeah.