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		<description><![CDATA[My son (putting on his clothes just now): &#8220;Dad, my shirt is too small.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Son, you&#8217;re trying to push your head through the arm hole.&#8221; Son: &#8220;Oh.&#8221; And he&#8217;s in a gifted and talented school. Seriously. Peace. Filed under: General<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=darkdamian.wordpress.com&amp;blog=666954&amp;post=959&amp;subd=darkdamian&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been about a year since my last installment about the proper and improper usage of bacon and its glorious image, so I felt like it was time for me to take another run at it. Plus it&#8217;ll help my ass get out of my non-writing funk, which is a deep enough funk to even [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=darkdamian.wordpress.com&amp;blog=666954&amp;post=946&amp;subd=darkdamian&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Praise Miming</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 02:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My grandmother turned 90 a couple of weeks ago. That fact alone is pretty amazing, considering that last summer, she was very ill and we weren&#8217;t sure she was going to make it. But she recovered with the help of the family (my mother most of all), and she&#8217;s just as feisty as ever now. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=darkdamian.wordpress.com&amp;blog=666954&amp;post=936&amp;subd=darkdamian&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Hand That Rocks Absolutely Nothing&#8230;Yet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 05:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been just about 2 months since The Incident, or as I like to call it,  the &#8220;I Really Want to Install A Vibrating Titanium Hook&#8221; Event, and it&#8217;s been about 6 weeks since my surgery. Things are moving along, slowly, but positively. Since one of my resolutions is to post more, and since I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=darkdamian.wordpress.com&amp;blog=666954&amp;post=912&amp;subd=darkdamian&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2010 in review</title>
		<link>http://darkdamian.wordpress.com/2011/01/02/2010-in-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 05:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for a great year, everyone! One of my resolutions is to post more. Hold me to that. The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here&#8217;s a high level summary of its overall blog health: The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow. Crunchy numbers A helper monkey made this [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=darkdamian.wordpress.com&amp;blog=666954&amp;post=909&amp;subd=darkdamian&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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