You Are 68% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there’s no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one’s going to take it away from you!
How American Are You?

I think I blew it on the Canada question. I love Canada. If they had summer there, I’d go. Wait, I dislike the income tax deal there. Maybe not. But no matter what, I’m not leaving here. I’ll bitch and moan and cry and complain, but in the end, I’m patriotic. Where else can I get the sheer amount of terrible television and pork rinds that I can get here?