Krispy Kreme doughnuts
You know that I love you so
Sugar coated crack.
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You entice me so
Round and glazed, you fill my eyes
Hardened arteries.
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Succulent and soft
Warm and sweet upon my tongue
Like a pastry girl.
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I would rob a bank
Sell my soul or kiss a snake
Just to eat you now.
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Krispy Kreme, you lie!
Told me I would not gain weight
If I ate fifteen!
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When I see that light
Shining from your building top,
My car makes u-turn.
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Doughnut holes are great
Theory says there is no fat
And no calories.
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May I please have more?
Icing, sugared Heaven, I
Must eat more and more!
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August 3, 2005 at 11:47 am
Monalicious
Hysterical.
August 3, 2005 at 12:05 pm
magagiehttp://iam.bmezine.com/?magagie
teehee Very nice poem.
Bass playing is HOT.
I always wanted to learn, never did. I are dum.
August 3, 2005 at 12:54 pm
Anonymous
i just used up my 5 weight watchers points just reading that. Yummy. – metalchick
August 7, 2005 at 11:34 pm
Clublint
Seriously, I thought I’d seen it all with a blog dedicated to beer haiku but this post topped it.
I read your About Me section. I’m unimpressed that you’re a bass player and I think you’re a smartass.
Wanna be friends?
ahhhhh jeez I kill me….
Deb