Thanks to Laurie for hipping me to this site.

The Sexy Name Decoder

Now I’m gonna have some fun with it.


Beguiling, eh? I like carnal, though. And all this for “Black Man”. Sweet.



“Kindly Delivering Arousing Massage” should be followed by “When His Hands Don’t Hurt From Playing Bass”.



Yeah, right.

How about a couple from The Monster Name Decoder, just for kicks?