God, I love Wikipedia. I was trolling around, getting lost inside the many links for Stargate: SG-1 (I’m a geek, and I’ll freely admit that to anyone around), when I stumbled upon this list. I wonder if my kids will be on there one day…

List of Multiracial People

I’ve got some Cherokee in me, and some white. Why aren’t I on this list, dammit? Don’t they know who I am? I’m Dark Damian, black intelligentleman, lord and ruler of Damiana! How could they overlook me? ni-GAH!