Amish shooting

And the one in Colorado

And the one in Wisconsin

Ok. I’ve had just about enough of this bullshit. It’s always some fucking sob story – “No one likes me! I got picked on in school! I’m mad about something that happened 15 years ago! I’m too fat/ugly/stupid/geeky/whatever! WAH!” Well, I have a message for you. Lean in – it’s gonna be kinda hard to read.

Fuck you.

If you’re considering walking into a school (or really, anywhere where’s there are people who maybe had nothing to do with your poor pitiful upbringing) and committing a spectacular murder/suicide, follow this helpful advice:

  1. Load all your weapons. All of ’em. Full clips. Even the BB gun.
  2. Write out your list of targets. Use good penmanship.
  3. Leave a note for whomever has to clean up your trashy apartment full of Jugs magazines and Fruity Pebbles.
  4. Shoot yourself first. In the head. Twice, if needed. Do it to show you mean business.
  5. Shoot everyone else on your list.

If you make it through step 4, feel free to unload on anyone you wish.

What the hell is wrong with people?

Peace.

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