…but it ain’t this one, ’cause I’m sick and too busy with work to write it up. Suffice it to say that people in the state of Texas will fry anything and eat it.
In lieu of that post (which will be hilarious, when I write it), I give you this warmed-over, get-you-by bullshit to last you until El Diatribe tomorrow. Don’t bitch. I cared enough to try to entertain.
Yes. I did this one twice, just to see if you were paying attention. Some of you passed, some of you were like me in my Ceramic Engineering – Materials Science class in my sophomore year at Clemson. Let’s just say that the professor told me not to even bother taking the final, ’cause I had no chance of passing the class, regardless of my grade. I took it anyway, thinking that maybe if I got a B, he’d pass me with a D or whatever.
I got a 42 on the final.
It was open book and open note.
That English major was suuuuuuure looking good after that.
Anyway, I’m sick, and I’m tired, and I’m gonna go rest. I’ll throw up a diatribe tomorrow. Or I’ll just throw up.
Either way.
Peace.
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October 24, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Debbie
I loved these. The coolest one was the manhole.
October 24, 2006 at 1:06 pm
hotdrwife
Feel better, already!
October 24, 2006 at 1:20 pm
~*~ D ~*~
Those were cool, I like the one that looks like a mouth…
I really hope you feel better soon!
October 24, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Softball Slut
I like the gun one.
Or maybe I need to speak ghetto so Laurie can unna stan me
October 24, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Laurie
Bitch, you’re GONNA be speaking RECTUM once I shove my foot so far up your ass, you can paint my toenails with your God DAMNED eyelashes!!!
I like the rope one….but I’d LOVE it if Slut’s picture was there instead of that poor old man.
October 24, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Softball Slut
Well hopefully you get a pedi on your nasty feet. I wouldnt want to get an infection.
October 24, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Laurie
Weren’t you already on antibiotics for your crotch issue?
You should be alright.
October 24, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Softball Slut
The antibiotics were from the last time you and I talked and your infected spit touched me. I hope you get yours cleared too.
October 24, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Dark Damian
Both of y’all bitches shut the fuck up. My god. What is this, Amateur Spar Night at the Apollo? SS, your spar comments are so all over the road that a highway patrolman should give your sentences a field sobriety test. I swear I saw 2 of your comments hitching a ride to the Sylvan Learning Center last week, but neither one of ’em knew the way, so they ended up at Whataburger (which they called “Whutaburger”). And L, your shit is just tart. No sweet, just tart. Leftover lemondrop, perhaps?
Neither one of you is on the same level as I am, so please. Do us all a favor:
Go suck something.
Preferably something big.
Anything that’ll keep those size XL mouths shut.
Jesus.
October 24, 2006 at 3:00 pm
CabanaBoy
Get better soon, dude.
Wasn’t that CrE 210 class a bitch? Did you have Dr. Brown as well? Guess they used him to weed out about 90% of the class, cause he sure couldn’t teach worth a damn. Almost as bad as Arkady Kholodenko, my Physical Chemistry teacher. Ask DWW about him. The Russian Stink Bomb…..
October 24, 2006 at 3:21 pm
CP
*shakes my head*
amateurs.
Got my CD, DD!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE and playing over and over again!
Hubby loves it too!
CP.
October 24, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Softball Slut
DD Guess we wont be suckin on you.
October 24, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Laurie
See????
This is why I stepped in.
She don’t know her damn place.
You take care of her then.
October 24, 2006 at 10:49 pm
Randi
DD, get well soon. Sickies = Suckies.
October 25, 2006 at 2:59 am
Anonymous
They are so cool. I may have to steal some of those pics DD.
October 25, 2006 at 7:22 am
J R Estelle
Feel better soon.
October 25, 2006 at 8:38 am
Kalyani
Sorry you’re feeling sick, Boo. It was *so great* having dinner with you the other night. I hope that didn’t make you sick, though! Guess that means you’re not even going to try to make it for my big Four Oh birthday party? 😦
Love ya anyways.
October 25, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Anonymous
fell better fast. I loved those photos absolutely genuis marketing each and every one.
October 25, 2006 at 9:25 pm
Metalchick
Damn boy you obviously are sick… no diatribe!
October 25, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Anonymous
FYI – I’ve gone “beta” so you can now find me at http://www.betarandi805.blogspot.com. Recognize.
October 25, 2006 at 11:17 pm
Jenne Lou
Hey DD….
Check this out….
http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=BWLT&Category_Code=GFTLIVE
October 26, 2006 at 12:21 pm
V
Clemson Alum!!! My sister went there for her Masters, I think she graduated in 99??
“Whutaburger” LMAO!!