Sorry folks, no diatribe today. It’s the holidays, dammit, and I didn’t particularly feel like scouring the web (OK, so I really only scour Bizarre News or Fark, but it’s still scouring, and I still didn’t feel like doing it, so you can suck on it). So this week, relax with your families, prepare your meals, watch some football, and generally chill out. Next week I’ll try to supersize it to make you feel better.

Anyway, I want you all to have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday. Please be careful, don’t drink and drive, and if you’re eating dinner at someone else’s house, remember: you can’t just take your pants off after you finish sopping up turkey gravy with the last brown ‘n’ serve roll, OK? There are rules of etiquette that must be followed.

Just undo the button. And slide the zipper down 1/3rd of the way. Any further and your gibblets will be showing. No one wants that, unless you’re eating with your family in West Virginia. NO GIBBLETS!

Here’s some joyful sights for the holidays. I’ll be back soon!