Just for the pure hell of it, I’m going to list 100 of my most favoritest things, in no particular order. ADD minds don’t do “order”. The more you know.

  1. Broiled turkey wings
  2. Silver jewelry
  3. Italian wine
  4. Sci-fi movies
  5. Jazz
  6. The smell of fresh earth
  7. Rain without thunder
  8. Movie popcorn
  9. Sarcasm
  10. Discovery Channel
  11. “The Closer”
  12. The band Tool
  13. Reece’s Peanut Butter cups
  14. Technical writing (my profession)
  15. Mythology
  16. Towels straight from the dryer
  17. Lesbian friends
  18. Fiction literature
  19. “Dilbert”
  20. Chocolate milk
  21. 9YO and 5YO (I SAID in no particular order!)
  22. Manual transmissions
  23. Spades (the card game, played Jokers High)
  24. Fireworks
  25. Utter silence
  26. Nintendo Wii
  27. Bacon
  28. The city of Milan
  29. Clemson University
  30. Hot air balloons
  31. Soy sauce
  32. Chevy Avalanches (but damn the gas mileage)
  33. xckd.com
  34. The smell of fresh tobacco
  35. Breasts
  36. Electronic gadgets
  37. Lime sherbet
  38. Talcum powder
  39. “Naruto”
  40. My dear friends
  41. John Woo movies (the Chinese ones, not the American ones)
  42. “Law and Order: Criminal Intent”
  43. DVR
  44. Theme songs
  45. French tips
  46. Guitar Hero / Rock Band
  47. Winter
  48. Kim Kardashian
  49. Kim Kardashian’s ass
  50. “Big Trouble in Little China”
  51. Playing in a band
  52. Acting
  53. Fark.com
  54. Kat Williams
  55. Playing basketball
  56. Sirius satellite radio
  57. Comfortable size 14 sneakers
  58. Hematite
  59. Foo Fighters
  60. Smart, witty people
  61. DWW
  62. Chicken bog
  63. Pictures of lightning
  64. San Francisco
  65. Wikipedia
  66. Jim Gaffigan
  67. “Lord of the Rings”
  68. White water rafting
  69. Blogging (most of the time)
  70. Portishead
  71. Movies with crazy, unforeseen twists (Memento, The Usual Suspects, etc.)
  72. Hiking (Just kidding. I like the concept of hiking. The real thing blows.)
  73. The colors of the sky at sunset
  74. The ocean
  75. Full moons
  76. Words. Beautiful, lyrical, gorgeous words.
  77. Wal-Mart
  78. Magic. Real magic, not the stupid card game
  79. Incredibly hard hits in football
  80. NHL ’93 on Sega Genesis
  81. Cracked.com
  82. Cheat codes
  83. Krispy Kreme doughnuts
  84. Newcastle Brown Ale
  85. Chocolate chip cookies
  86. Microsoft OneNote
  87. Barack Obama
  88. Open-mindedness
  89. Stupid baby names (like Female, pronounced “fee-MAH-lay”)
  90. Stacy Dash
  91. Dogs. Cats…not quite as much
  92. Chinese food
  93. Darwin Awards
  94. The lazy river
  95. Dozing. Not sleeping, not napping, just a nice doze.
  96. “StarGate: Atlantis”
  97. Fire
  98. Destruction of my own property (if it pisses me off)
  99. Swimming
  100. Jeannine Garofalo

Feel free to comment, to add your own, or to seek medical help on my behalf. I know I would.

Peace.

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