Afraid with all the news about the dangerous and maladjusted Swine Flu?

Was Regular Ol’ Flu already too much to handle, making this bacon-flavored influenza even more scary?

Do you usually think you catch everything the media says you’ll likely die of, even if you don’t live in Paraguay?

Click this link, people. It’s freakishly accurate in analyzing your symptoms and diagnosing whether you have contracted the insidious and unusually ugly Swine Flu.

Do it for the children.

You’ll thank me.