This is a lazy post.
Look at this shit here:
June 12. Mark that date. 101 in the Hellified Cherokee of Heat-Blasted Intermittent Air Conditioning, As Long As That “Condition” Is “Hot As Balls”. Fuck this truck. I’m serious. Give me a Daiwoo with air conditioning ANY day over this hair dryer with four wheel drive.
LOOK OUT! GUN! GUUUUUUUN! Damn I got the thick python arms. And yes, I’m still shaving my armpits, ’cause damn if that shit don’t feel good, I ain’t gonna lie. It’s nice. NICE.
Look at Jmart, manhandling my lady. I mean damn, I’ll share her. But treat her NICE, dawg! Be easy with her. I’m standing RIGHT HERE, MAN! Here, give her back to me.
4YO, chillin’ HARD in some of Dad’s sunglasses. He’s so damn cute. Say, he’s not the ONLY one who can chill hard in those shades…
Hells. Yes. Now, people who know me know that I rarely give myself props on my looks. I’m just not wired to think I look good, but in THIS pic? I look good as hell. I OWN this look. And this jacket? Goodwill. $10. Holla. I roll with the thriftness.
Alright, I keep trying to add more pictures to this “post” (or this product of abject laziness), but every time I do, Firefox takes a shit, so I’m just gonna wrap it on up. It’s my prerogative.
Peace.
Ahhhhh, FINALLY! Here’s 7YO and 4YO, chillin’ at the zoo. If you think they look kinda evil, it’s because they are. Trust me.
And I’m spent.
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June 12, 2007 at 7:09 am
saintseester
Dayum, you look hot. Morpheus.
June 12, 2007 at 7:21 am
DWW
Ah, the guns… Now all the women out there know why I married you! Great looks and great genes (4YO is so cute in that pic!) All 3 of my guys are handsome!
June 12, 2007 at 7:52 am
KBear
youre a very lucky lady DWW – your son is the CUTEST!!!
ok, a tie with my nephew, but im biased! 🙂
June 12, 2007 at 8:05 am
Weekends Off
Nice pics! You both rock those sunglasses – like father like son….
June 12, 2007 at 9:52 am
randi
J-Mart looks like Jim Carrey, the In Living Color years.
You already know how I feel about you. Boner and all.
June 12, 2007 at 9:57 am
Linda
yeah…like that last shot…nice!
June 12, 2007 at 12:50 pm
jali
I love that you’re hanging in the boys sports bathroom – is this where you shave the pits? Does wifey know or does she tink you’re basically hairless?
The boys are georgeous!
June 12, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Debbie
Those kids are gorgeous.
June 13, 2007 at 9:28 am
Lela
You look good, man!
June 13, 2007 at 12:56 pm
hdw
Lookin’ haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawt, man!
June 13, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Katrice
Gotta hand it to ya… you guys are some kinda gorgeous!
Ditto to Randi. Jim Carrey all the way.
June 13, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Jenn
Meeeeeow, lovin’ the pipes!
June 14, 2007 at 5:06 am
Ed
Jmart is hot what is his sexual orientation? Does he like older guys? LOL. Loving the big guns DD, nice. The little dudes are going to be heartbreakers some day.
June 14, 2007 at 6:39 am
Dark Damian
Oh, I am FEELING the LOVE!
Ed – Jmart is, sadly, 100% straight. But he’d appreciate the comment. And yes, my kids are gonna cause me worlds of trouble, I just know it.
Jenn – Thank ya, honey.
Katrice – Thanks! I make good babies.
HDW – Aww, you’re just sayin’ that. I know you think I’m ogre-ific.
Lela – You’re making me blush.
Debbie – Um, did you not SEE the large black man? He likes pretty compliments, too! And he’s really needy.
Jali – I’m a hairy mofo, trust. Shaving my pits keeps me one step away from being Sasquatch’s second cousin.
Linda – Thank you!
Randi – Jim Carrey? I don’t see it. But hey, it’s all good. And I’m glad I can inspire female boners.
Weekend’s Off – He stole, STOLE those from me, so I had to take a pic of him. He’s holding them for ransom, demanding Lucky Charms in a glass bowl.
Kbear – Why is SHE lucky? I made HALF of them!
DWW – You married me because of my excellent credit rating and my tons of cash.
Saintseester – Thank you, hottie! And thank you for the sweet-ass magnet you sent me! It adorns my fridge even as we speak.
June 14, 2007 at 11:19 pm
txaggiechick
JMart’s hott! can we have more pics of him? 🙂 Only kidding. Your kiddos are adorable. I doubt that they are the demon spawn that you proclaim
June 15, 2007 at 9:01 am
saintseester
Oh. I just saw the addition of the last picture. Man your wife must be beautiful, because those kids are gorgeous! Glad to hear you got the magnet and all, because I know that sending email is really really expensive.